The Most Kimi Headline Ever

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/03/2016 at 07:40 • Filed to: None

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!!! UNSUPPORTED LINE BREAK IN HEADER !!!

Party-vi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/03/2016 at 07:51

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During their wedding ceremony, my mother asked my father how she looked. He said she looked “ok”. That should have been a sign of things to come, as during her pregnancy he told her that she “looks like a beached whale”, and at their 25th anniversary dinner said “if I killed a man I would be out of prison by now”. I like to think she didn’t divorce him so that she can slowly extract her revenge, day after day, year after year.

AkursedX > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/03/2016 at 07:56

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Kimi’s “OK” is everyone else’s “fantastic".

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/03/2016 at 08:10

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“[The] first impression on the visibility test is positive,” Raikkonen said, through the FIA. “The structure does not hamper [visibility].”

Yeah... Kimi did not say that. “It’s okay” was probably about all that they got out of him,

Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/03/2016 at 08:21

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- Kimi. How was the visibility?

- OK

- Doesn’t it block too much of the vision?

-A little bit

- But doesn’t it bother the driving and your view of the track?

- Yes

- But you said it was okay

- It is OK

- How about the safety aspect. Do you think it will help?

- Yes

- Is the bother worth the increased safety?

- I don’t know

- If it was up to you. Do you think it is worth?

- Beh. I think it’s shit. But they told me to try it so I did.

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/03/2016 at 09:14

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The story I read on Motorsport said they chose Kimi to do the test over Seb because Kimi would be more impartial about the visibility. I imagine they picked him because they knew they wouldn’t get a definitive yes or no either way.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > StingrayJake 03/03/2016 at 09:55

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Seb’s trying it tomorrow.

StingrayJake > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 03/03/2016 at 10:27

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Okay